REASONABLY asked questions.

why are you making us do this?

We’re not. I mean, we’d really like it if you did the scavenger hunt part of it, but you don’t have to. You can just go to the party, I guess. (Loser.)

WHat’s the dress code?

That’s too much complexity, even for us. Wear what you like, this thing is casual.

can i bring [Person or dog or child]?

Sure. If you expect them to eat a normal person amount of food, please include them in your RSVP.

When do i need to RSVP by?

Call it September 1.

Will there be “ADULTS” at this party?

If you mean Daisy’s parents, no. They’re going to be in Maine, but I’m sure they’d love to see you.

Gifts or whatever?

No thank you.