REASONABLY asked questions.

why are you making us do this?

We’re not. I mean, we’d really like it if you did the scavenger hunt part of it, but you don’t have to. You can just go to the party, I guess. (Loser.)

WHat’s the dress code?

That’s too much complexity, even for us. Wear what you like, this thing is casual.

can i bring [Person or dog or child]?

Sure. If you expect them to eat a normal person amount of food, please include them in your RSVP.

When do i need to RSVP by?

Call it September 1.

Gifts or whatever?

No thank you.